January 2012
9 posts
“you’re on your path, and you don’t always need people to tell you...”
– from an email my brother sent me a while back that really makes me miss him especially after saying goodbye to him today until who knows when
December 2011
13 posts
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i always get confused and call her maya angelou instead of maya rudolphs
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you telling me what music you’re listening to on spotify through facebook is the internet equivalent of me hearing your bad music through your headphones on the subway
Old Pine - Ben Howard
This song is making my...
November 2011
23 posts
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if we are two english-speakers having a conversation in english and you say “avec” instead of “with” and expect for me to take you seriously chances are i do not care much for you as a person.
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ladies, please. It’s a pigeon shit, gum covered sidewalk. Not a runway.
sitting in class and I remember this guy I met whose last name was Butt and now praying he names his son Harry and now I can’t stop laughing
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every time I send myself an email with something to print on campus I promptly forget and then get really excited when I see I have a new email.
Sometimes I wonder how I am expected to be a normal human being who has children and takes care of other humans and has a “career.”
In line for the daily show no big deal I live here no big deal
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October 2011
10 posts
Me: I just wanna marry an LL Bean model.
Nava: Do they also come with a lifetime warranty? Can you return them at any time for a similar model?
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Sitting in class and I just called my ex boyfriend “my ex fartfriend” in my head and now I cant stop laughing
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